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Shorter thedallascowboyshow: "Dez Bryant can do EVERYTHING Calvin Johnson can do, except for the athletic stuff, and the reaching, and the jumping...and not being an immature jagoff. Also ARGLE BARGLE SMASH YELL SMASH"
Yeah, bingo, moron. Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
Next!
Shorter Warrior04086: "It's sooooo haaaaaaard to be a Cowboy's faaaaan! Waaaah! Waaaah! They haven't won a Super Bowl since 1995! WAAAAAH!"
Look, I'm a fan of a team that hasn't won an NFL Championship since the
Eisenhower Administration. To put that in perspective, imagine it's 2055, and the Cowboys still haven't won a Super Bowl since 1995.
That is "s!@# going downhill".
That is "being cursed". Waiting 18 years is not.
I don't know how you guys can stand having your team play these entitled morons twice a year, every year. Lord have mercy...