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Old 01-04-2014, 06:43 AM   #7
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Re: The Redskins Head Coach job is the best opening available

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Originally Posted by Mechanix544 View Post
anyway, i guess I can explain myself like this

Marijuana (small time drug) = Special Teams coach

Black Tar Heroin (BIG TIME) = NFL Head coach.


Now how many people the day after they light up a joint jump STRAIGHT into Black Tar Heroin infusions? Usually, its a gradual process, hence the name gateway drug. ST coach is usually a forebearer to another positions coach, coordinator, maybe then a college coach, then the Black Tar Heroin. Check all the above names you listed, and see how many went from ST with ZERO coordinating (offensive or defensive) or HC experience (lower level) to an NFL top job. I'd put money on none of them, but I may be wrong.
I agree, I think Black Tar Heroin will make a great head coach. I can just see him on the sideline, tweaking out at the refs, offering x-rated suggestions to the refs in exchange for more timeouts, etc. This makes perfect sense.
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