[KI Skins Fan]

New York is great place for professional athletes, in part because they live in a major media center. NY players can get national commercials even if they suck like Eli did last season.

But who cares how many commercials Eli does. He doesn't even need to practice, as far as I'm concerned. I just want him to continue tossing up interceptions.

Eli ought to do commercials for interceptions. In this one, he plays the role of a waiter:

"My name is Eli and I'll be your interception server today!"

"Hello, Eli. We'd like to order a serving of Eli picks for each of our games against the Giants this season. How many interceptions are in a serving?"

"One in the appetiizer and two in the entree."

"We'll have the entree, please, but could you bring us one pick early in the first quarter, deep in your territory? We'll have the second one late in the fourth quarter, please. Thank you, Eli."

"No problem. I'll be right back with your first pick."