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backrow · 09-28-2005, 08:15 AM

Ask her if you can bring breakfast.

Stop at Walmart for one of those bundles of mixed flowers for her mom! Possibly the night before!
Show up at 8 a.m. with three orders of McDs hotcakes for her and her two younger sisters. OJ is in the Refer. No need to buy any!
Have two orders of the Steak, egg & cheese with no biscuit or bagel for her parents, and one small coffee and a small decaf. (Best low-carb breakfast meal for very little) You will get an invite back for Pot-Roast for dinner, from her mom, and an offer to watch the game from her dad! Act surprised!

Leave for the mall at 9 a.m., shop a while and make sure you go buy a "Friendship" ring for $19.95 + tax. Ask her around 10-10:15 if she wants to make it to her Church! Go to Church by 11:00 a.m.! Sing! Pray! Put at least a $5 bill in the Offering! Enjoy!

Go back to her parents house for the above listed Pot-Roast! Remember you already won her mom over with the flowers! Compliment her cooking at least three times. Have seconds, but not thirds. Much smaller portions than your usual for seconds. At 1:00 p.m. offer to help her mom wash the dishes! (I know it's kick-off, but you have to win her, her mom, and her dad, remember!)

At 1:25, you finish the dishes, and walk in to see her dad in front of the Redskin game. She is in her room, upstairs, giggling with her younger sisters, and whispering, a lot!
Her dad has filled you in on Seattles inability to move the ball against the Redskins D, and the Redskins have already kicked a field goal just before you came into the rooom. You've missed 13 minutes of game, but have all of the info!

Dad points out a mistake (doesn't matter which teams) about the same time your girl friend comes back into to room with a Pepsi for you! Stand when she comes into the room, and put your arm around her at some point when you guys are on the couch. Dad points out a Holding penalty. By this time, you are totally engrossed in her beauty, and her perfume! Compliment her on it! Ask to see the ring again in front of her dad!

Dad leaves but for a few minutes to re-cyle some of the sweet tea from dinner, you politely kiss her on the cheek.

Redskins up 13 -3 at the half! Try to curb your enthusiasm over the game. Restrain yourself around her.

When dad returns, ask where he went to college. Tell him that that is one of the top eight or nine colleges still on your list for next fall! Ask what did he majored in, and tell him you've also thought of that as a major. Ask him for the positives about that type of degree, and he will talk not only about that, but also his job! Touchdown Redskins! Now 20-10! A job he cannot even seem to explain to his own family! Speaking of jobs, explain that you've recently taken a part-time job to pay the extra insurance for the privelege of driving your parents 2000 Chrysler Cirrus! As soon as you get the money, you will buy the car from your own parents for $2,000. You even know the book value! You are only $317 away from your goal! You just made big points from her dad! Redskins winning 27-10.

Final: Redskins 27-10.
At 4:30, after the game, ask if she would like to go to DQ for a Blizzard! Ask her parents if you can take all three girls, your treat! Seatbelts everyone! Drive cautiously, but act like you enjoy the younger sisters presence! Bring them all back safely, and soundly by 6 p.m. Thank everyone for a wonderful afternoon. Ignore the sisters whispering and giggling, it's natural for young pre-teens.

Her mom will kiss you, her dad will offer his handshake, and the two of them will be looking at one another hoping against hope that they can indeed find someone just exactly like you for the two younger ones. (Of course, they don't say this to you!)

You won't have to call her later, she will call you before you reach your door at home.

So, Recap:

$15.00 for Flowers, $20.00 for Breakfast, $22.08 (After tax for Ring), $15.00 for Blizzards, a day well spent, and you have the everlasting love of her mom, her dad, and her entire family! Oh, and Redskins win 27-10! Priceless!

To further recap, you are loving, caring, listening, a Church-goer, a giver, and patient! (Remember patience when dealing with the sisters at DQ!)

09-28-2005, 08:15 AM	#33
backrow The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: 36.28 x 76.22 Age: 74 Posts: 1,812	Re: I'm facing a dilemma (sp) Ask her if you can bring breakfast. Stop at Walmart for one of those bundles of mixed flowers for her mom! Possibly the night before! Show up at 8 a.m. with three orders of McDs hotcakes for her and her two younger sisters. OJ is in the Refer. No need to buy any! Have two orders of the Steak, egg & cheese with no biscuit or bagel for her parents, and one small coffee and a small decaf. (Best low-carb breakfast meal for very little) You will get an invite back for Pot-Roast for dinner, from her mom, and an offer to watch the game from her dad! Act surprised! Leave for the mall at 9 a.m., shop a while and make sure you go buy a "Friendship" ring for $19.95 + tax. Ask her around 10-10:15 if she wants to make it to her Church! Go to Church by 11:00 a.m.! Sing! Pray! Put at least a $5 bill in the Offering! Enjoy! Go back to her parents house for the above listed Pot-Roast! Remember you already won her mom over with the flowers! Compliment her cooking at least three times. Have seconds, but not thirds. Much smaller portions than your usual for seconds. At 1:00 p.m. offer to help her mom wash the dishes! (I know it's kick-off, but you have to win her, her mom, and her dad, remember!) At 1:25, you finish the dishes, and walk in to see her dad in front of the Redskin game. She is in her room, upstairs, giggling with her younger sisters, and whispering, a lot! Her dad has filled you in on Seattles inability to move the ball against the Redskins D, and the Redskins have already kicked a field goal just before you came into the rooom. You've missed 13 minutes of game, but have all of the info! Dad points out a mistake (doesn't matter which teams) about the same time your girl friend comes back into to room with a Pepsi for you! Stand when she comes into the room, and put your arm around her at some point when you guys are on the couch. Dad points out a Holding penalty. By this time, you are totally engrossed in her beauty, and her perfume! Compliment her on it! Ask to see the ring again in front of her dad! Dad leaves but for a few minutes to re-cyle some of the sweet tea from dinner, you politely kiss her on the cheek. Redskins up 13 -3 at the half! Try to curb your enthusiasm over the game. Restrain yourself around her. When dad returns, ask where he went to college. Tell him that that is one of the top eight or nine colleges still on your list for next fall! Ask what did he majored in, and tell him you've also thought of that as a major. Ask him for the positives about that type of degree, and he will talk not only about that, but also his job! Touchdown Redskins! Now 20-10! A job he cannot even seem to explain to his own family! Speaking of jobs, explain that you've recently taken a part-time job to pay the extra insurance for the privelege of driving your parents 2000 Chrysler Cirrus! As soon as you get the money, you will buy the car from your own parents for $2,000. You even know the book value! You are only $317 away from your goal! You just made big points from her dad! Redskins winning 27-10. Final: Redskins 27-10. At 4:30, after the game, ask if she would like to go to DQ for a Blizzard! Ask her parents if you can take all three girls, your treat! Seatbelts everyone! Drive cautiously, but act like you enjoy the younger sisters presence! Bring them all back safely, and soundly by 6 p.m. Thank everyone for a wonderful afternoon. Ignore the sisters whispering and giggling, it's natural for young pre-teens. Her mom will kiss you, her dad will offer his handshake, and the two of them will be looking at one another hoping against hope that they can indeed find someone just exactly like you for the two younger ones. (Of course, they don't say this to you!) You won't have to call her later, she will call you before you reach your door at home. So, Recap: $15.00 for Flowers, $20.00 for Breakfast, $22.08 (After tax for Ring), $15.00 for Blizzards, a day well spent, and you have the everlasting love of her mom, her dad, and her entire family! Oh, and Redskins win 27-10! Priceless! To further recap, you are loving, caring, listening, a Church-goer, a giver, and patient! (Remember patience when dealing with the sisters at DQ!) __________________ '37, '42, '83, '88, '92. Championship!