[over the mountain]

I'm not drunk right now, but I could get drunk right now. You know that point in your drinking where u r sitting on your couch an ur like "ehhh I could get drunk". You run through ur mental checklist: 1. Kid down - check 2. No mandatory morning meetings at work - check 3. Ur lady already mad at u and accusing u of drinking too much - check 4. Great awesome beer in the fridge - check to an amazing degree.

I know I'm not gonna get drunk tonight. I already made the decision to have a productive am at work. But it's jut fun to play the what if game. I would drink some really good beer. I would get stupid drunk. Like stumble around in the kitchen w the oven on high for 2 hours fun. Twist something. Probably loosely so i end up eating an unacceptable portion.

It'd be awesome ... But it is not happening. I'm just goin to drunk a few more beers, partake to a properly portionable degree and enjoy that redskins.

Life is soooo good. Honest good people of third countries woul vomit if they saw the image of me - overweight white guy sitting on couch of comfortable home w wife an kid drinking some insanely expensive beer w excessive food everywhere probably goin to be thrown away