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Originally Posted by mooby
Chico you should follow his lead and have your name changed to Chico (Alpha Male) just so everybody is aware.
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Mooby, another Nick Adams Parable for you:
Nick Adams (Alpha Male)
@NickAdamsinUSA
I attended a wedding for my old friend Sebastian this weekend. We've grown apart over the last two years, but I would never let him face this big day alone.
You see, Sebby's fiancé is not exactly the kind of woman you'd wish on one of your best mates. She doesn't cook, she's not much of a homemaker, and she hasn't let him join any of my foursomes for the last year and a half. I took my seat as the ceremony began, but something wasn't sitting right with me.
As the priest started to speak, I began to stir inside. When I heard the words "speak now or forever hold your peace," I knew what I had to do.
"I object," I said as the audience gasped, "I object to this union." I stood up, locked eyes with Sebby, and spoke what was on my heart. I told him that I could not, in good conscience, keep quiet and watch him destroy his life by exchanging nuptials with a woman who refused to let him spend time on the golf course with his boys.
I was fueled by raw emotion, painting with words as I scolded his fiancé to a crowd of over 100 close friends and family. When I finished my speech, the church was so silent you could hear a pin drop.
I was about to take my seat when Sebastian stepped down from the altar and approached me. He admitted I was right and thanked me for my bravery. He called off the wedding and retrieved his fiancé's engagement ring. Thankfully, he kept the receipt.
As the guests filed out, I turned to see the almost-bride gesturing for me to come to her. I approached her and made it clear that I had no intention of apologizing, but she wasn't looking for an apology. Her face was flushed, and she told me that I was right. She had been a nasty woman and needed correction from an alpha male. With a twinkle in her eye, she said she had never been more attracted to a man than she was while watching me object to her wedding and asked me if I was doing anything later.
I told her yes, I was doing something later. I would be having a foursome with the man she had expected to be honeymooning with less than an hour ago. I told her to talk less and smile more so her next wedding might go better than this one, and walked away.
I grabbed Sebby and immediately headed to the nearest golf course that could accommodate a tee time on short notice and met up with two other guys.
Sebastian may have shot an 84 to my 75, but he was the real winner that day.