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jamf · 11-11-2026, 08:31 PM

Covid got me into cycling.
I’ve always been a big guy so getting my fat ass to do 50+ mile rides has been painful.
Some days, I just want the torture. Might try to beat my fastest 20 mile loops or I see how far I can go. I’ll just pick a city within biking range and just commit to riding there. I’ve had 6 hour rides that had my ass on fire.

Another thing I’ll do for pure torture is I’ll try to keep my eyes open when the granny at my local massage parlor gives me a rub and tug. She knows she gets a good tip if she makes eye contact the whole time. She’s gotta earn that jizzbomb.

11-11-2026, 08:31 PM	#3
jamf Pro Bowl Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca Posts: 5,461	Re: Type II Fun Covid got me into cycling. I’ve always been a big guy so getting my fat ass to do 50+ mile rides has been painful. Some days, I just want the torture. Might try to beat my fastest 20 mile loops or I see how far I can go. I’ll just pick a city within biking range and just commit to riding there. I’ve had 6 hour rides that had my ass on fire. Another thing I’ll do for pure torture is I’ll try to keep my eyes open when the granny at my local massage parlor gives me a rub and tug. She knows she gets a good tip if she makes eye contact the whole time. She’s gotta earn that jizzbomb.