1. What do you call a drug ring in Dallas? A huddle.
2. Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? The police.
3. Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore? It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
4. I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.
5. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? The Dallas Cowboys
6. The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.
7. The Cowboys had a 12 and 4 season this year, 12 arrests, 4 convictions.
8. The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator. Johnny Cochran.
9. How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? Studying the Miranda Rights.
10. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy from robbing your house? Paint a goal line in front of your door.
11. What's the difference between a Cowboys fan and a baby? Eventually the baby stops whining.
12. What do you say to get 47 Cowboys players to all stand at once? "Will the defendant please rise?"
13. Why can't Dallas Cowboys players find the Cowboys web site on the Internet? They haven't been able to get three ''W's'' in a row all season!
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