[Dave Butz Baby!]

I was initially commissioned by Queen Isabella find a new route to India for the spice trade. She set up me with three ships, the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria. After a treacherous three month journey, I finally discovered what I had been searching for, or so I believed. Believing that I had landed in India, I named the people I discovered "Redskins", which is the Portuguese word for "Eaters of Kidney Beans".

Imagine my surprise when I discovered that these were actually fava, not kidney beans that they were eating as I earlier had surmised. "Eaters Of Fava Beans" would have caused their name to not be "Redskins", but rather "Iggles".

Being that they had one fat cousin in South Philly (love her mustache!), my new moniker for them pissed them off royally. This hostility grew until they went on the "Warpath", which I was fortunate enough to witness and more fortunate to have barely survived.

As I am the first to document this ritual, the "Warpath" is therefore my discovery, so keep your grimy mitts off.

And that's a fact!



Oh wait. No, it's not a fact. It was through Yahoo in 2000 or so.