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Dirtbag59 · 01-21-2006, 08:23 PM

9- The Redskins set an NFL record by having the most head coaches on one team ever.

10- The Bills hire Spurrier after a recruiting violation gets him fired from South Carolina. Buffalos offseason then becomes highlighted with the acquisitions of Shane Mathews, Danny Wurfel, Jaquez Green, Rod Gardner, and Darrius Thompson. Spurrier wanted to acquire Taylor Jacobs but he was to busy getting ready for his 1000 yard season in St.Louis.

11- The Dolphins sign Peyton Manning to be their starting QB and Ryan Leaf to back him up. During the first game Manning goes down with an injury. As a result Ryan Leaf comes in and shatters all of Mannings single season records

12- Ramsey learns that the Cardinals O-Line is not that good and is constatnly cited throughout the season for calling Dennis Green, Coach Spurrier.

13- Kyle Boller becomes the AFC's backup QB in the pro-bowl behind Ryan Leaf

14- Despite a breakout year by Leaf, Chris Chambers only gets 999 yards recieving leaving him with only 1 thousand yard season in his career

15- Steve Smith suffers a bad injury in the Super Bowl that will cause him to miss the 2006 season. As a result Mushin Muhammad demands the Bears trade him back to Carolina for the sole purpose of gaining back the Panthers single season recieving records he origninally set in 2004

16- After the Falcons sign Jeff Garcia, T.O. takes a vow of silence and does not speak for an entire year

17- Chad Pennington heals from surgery and suddenly posses the NFL's strongest arm. Shortly before the surgury however Mike Himredinger becomes convinced that the West Coast offense is the best thing since sliced bread

18- Michael Pitman, Sean Taylor, and Marcus Vick all go one year w/o any legal problems.

19- After trading Mushin Muhamad to the Bears, they sign Michael Westbrook as a reciver. Westbrook then leads the NFL in every reciving catagory and becomes the headline of a Bears offense that ranks #1 in the league. The defense falls to 32.

01-21-2006, 08:23 PM	#2
Dirtbag59 Naega jeil jal naga Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Atlanta, Georgia From: Silver Spring, Maryland Age: 40 Posts: 14,750	Re: Humor predictions for the off season. 9- The Redskins set an NFL record by having the most head coaches on one team ever. 10- The Bills hire Spurrier after a recruiting violation gets him fired from South Carolina. Buffalos offseason then becomes highlighted with the acquisitions of Shane Mathews, Danny Wurfel, Jaquez Green, Rod Gardner, and Darrius Thompson. Spurrier wanted to acquire Taylor Jacobs but he was to busy getting ready for his 1000 yard season in St.Louis. 11- The Dolphins sign Peyton Manning to be their starting QB and Ryan Leaf to back him up. During the first game Manning goes down with an injury. As a result Ryan Leaf comes in and shatters all of Mannings single season records 12- Ramsey learns that the Cardinals O-Line is not that good and is constatnly cited throughout the season for calling Dennis Green, Coach Spurrier. 13- Kyle Boller becomes the AFC's backup QB in the pro-bowl behind Ryan Leaf 14- Despite a breakout year by Leaf, Chris Chambers only gets 999 yards recieving leaving him with only 1 thousand yard season in his career 15- Steve Smith suffers a bad injury in the Super Bowl that will cause him to miss the 2006 season. As a result Mushin Muhammad demands the Bears trade him back to Carolina for the sole purpose of gaining back the Panthers single season recieving records he origninally set in 2004 16- After the Falcons sign Jeff Garcia, T.O. takes a vow of silence and does not speak for an entire year 17- Chad Pennington heals from surgery and suddenly posses the NFL's strongest arm. Shortly before the surgury however Mike Himredinger becomes convinced that the West Coast offense is the best thing since sliced bread 18- Michael Pitman, Sean Taylor, and Marcus Vick all go one year w/o any legal problems. 19- After trading Mushin Muhamad to the Bears, they sign Michael Westbrook as a reciver. Westbrook then leads the NFL in every reciving catagory and becomes the headline of a Bears offense that ranks #1 in the league. The defense falls to 32.