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Dumbest thing I ever did drunk. So many to choose from but here's one that stands out. Birthday #22 my friends get me rip roaring drunk I'm stumbling back to the car (don't worry I wasn't driving). We're heading back to the dorms. Suddenly we stop. I don't know why but whatever I open the back door and proceed to hurl all over someone's nicely polished black shoes. I slowly look up. Yeah. It's a cop, we had been pulled over for speeding. Cop is none too pleased. My friend makes up some stupid story that I had suffered food poisoning and they were rushing to the hospital. Cop clearly doesn't buy it but figures he might as well award us for creativity and thankfully let's us go.
New Question: How much would you need to get to paid for 3 minutes in the ring with Mike Tyson? Or better yet how much would you need to get paid for one punch from Tyson?
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