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Sociofan · 03-27-2006, 11:50 PM

Greetings from Miss Sally.

Today we learn about the playground and the rules for settling disputes.

Rule #1: If you push someone under the merry-go-round, you must make sure that all riders jump off. It's there only for bumps and bruises, not broken bones.

Rule #2: If you are going to play dodge ball, you may only wear a cup over one bean or the other, but not both.

Rule #3: If a dispute is going to be settled with fists, you may only hit your opponent's fists with your nose, mouth or stomach. There will be no pill popping.

Rule #4: There will be no bantam-rooster strutting about the playground. Either get down to business or sit quietly at your desk.

Rule #5: Don't come crying to Miss Sally when your feelings get hurt.

03-27-2006, 11:50 PM	#66
Sociofan Special Teams Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Gainesville, VA Age: 61 Posts: 380	Re: rooting for Goliath Greetings from Miss Sally. Today we learn about the playground and the rules for settling disputes. Rule #1: If you push someone under the merry-go-round, you must make sure that all riders jump off. It's there only for bumps and bruises, not broken bones. Rule #2: If you are going to play dodge ball, you may only wear a cup over one bean or the other, but not both. Rule #3: If a dispute is going to be settled with fists, you may only hit your opponent's fists with your nose, mouth or stomach. There will be no pill popping. Rule #4: There will be no bantam-rooster strutting about the playground. Either get down to business or sit quietly at your desk. Rule #5: Don't come crying to Miss Sally when your feelings get hurt.