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MTK · 04-03-2006, 10:39 AM

I remembered a classic drinking story this weekend:

My roommate and I went home to his parents place for the weekend, at that time I think we were 19 or 20. We hooked up with his brother who was about 24 and had his own place. For some reason it seemed like a good idea to see if we could polish off a case and a half of beer between the two of us, his brother wisely choose to not participate in the festivities.

18 beers each was the goal, and we almost made it. Over the course of 3 hours we each drank 17 beers and needless to say we were both stupid drunk. I ended up passing out on the couch, my buddy passed out on the floor.

Here's where the story gets funny, I wake up in the middle of the night to see my buddy stumbling around the living room, his pants half down, and he's pissing all over the place while he's stumbling around. I was still so plastered I couldn't move or even say anything, I just laid there watching this whole mess go down. So he gets done pissing all over the floor and curtains, he tries to button up his pants but he stumbles backward, grabbing hold of the curtains in the process, and crashes to the floor pulling the curtains down off the windows.

At this point his brother wakes up and comes running into the room to see what the hell is going on. His brother wasn't as drunk as we were, but he still had a few in him. So his brother comes running into the room and trips on something, falling into a glass shelving unit that was on the wall, BOOM glass is flying everywhere, his brother hits the deck, my buddy is still on the floor trying to button his pants up, he's mumbling incoherently, and here I am just watching, almost like an out of body experience.

That's where things got fuzzy again and I guess I just passed out again. I wake up the next morning and the living room looked like a disaster area. The curtains are off the windows, the sun is blazing into the room, my buddy is sleeping on the floor with his pants still half off, covered in piss, there's glass everywhere from the shelves...

What did we learn here today kids? Don't try to drink 18 beers in 3 hours. Nothing good can come from it.

04-03-2006, 10:39 AM	#5
MTK Hail Raiser Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 53 Posts: 100,050	Re: College stories I remembered a classic drinking story this weekend: My roommate and I went home to his parents place for the weekend, at that time I think we were 19 or 20. We hooked up with his brother who was about 24 and had his own place. For some reason it seemed like a good idea to see if we could polish off a case and a half of beer between the two of us, his brother wisely choose to not participate in the festivities. 18 beers each was the goal, and we almost made it. Over the course of 3 hours we each drank 17 beers and needless to say we were both stupid drunk. I ended up passing out on the couch, my buddy passed out on the floor. Here's where the story gets funny, I wake up in the middle of the night to see my buddy stumbling around the living room, his pants half down, and he's pissing all over the place while he's stumbling around. I was still so plastered I couldn't move or even say anything, I just laid there watching this whole mess go down. So he gets done pissing all over the floor and curtains, he tries to button up his pants but he stumbles backward, grabbing hold of the curtains in the process, and crashes to the floor pulling the curtains down off the windows. At this point his brother wakes up and comes running into the room to see what the hell is going on. His brother wasn't as drunk as we were, but he still had a few in him. So his brother comes running into the room and trips on something, falling into a glass shelving unit that was on the wall, BOOM glass is flying everywhere, his brother hits the deck, my buddy is still on the floor trying to button his pants up, he's mumbling incoherently, and here I am just watching, almost like an out of body experience. That's where things got fuzzy again and I guess I just passed out again. I wake up the next morning and the living room looked like a disaster area. The curtains are off the windows, the sun is blazing into the room, my buddy is sleeping on the floor with his pants still half off, covered in piss, there's glass everywhere from the shelves... What did we learn here today kids? Don't try to drink 18 beers in 3 hours. Nothing good can come from it. __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop