[mooby]

In school, it's like a mortal sin to take a dump. If you do, and somebody walks in, your in trouble, because they will walk out, grab anyone walking around in the halls, and bring them to the scene to laugh at you when you come out the door.

That's why i never eat breakfast, and i always save it for when i'm home. One time i did eat breakfast, and i ended up using the restroom before school started, luckily nobody caught me because i went to a rarely used men's teachers bathroom at the back of the school that isn't locked.

As for the people at work that do that often, maybe they just sit on the john and pretend they're taking a dump, and look at their cell phones or something, just so they can get paid while not actually working.