Here is my draft of the Resolution to be presented to the UN. Please list any and all corrections, suggestions that would like to be added.
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Originally Posted by The Disputed Territories of Bohnzieland
Category: Moral Decency
(A resolution to restrict civil freedoms in the interest of moral decency.)
Resolution Name: Outlaw all Dallas Cowboys fans
Description: In the wisdom of keeping hostility to a minimum and to promote common decency among all Regions, we, the people of The Warpath Region resolve to outlaw the existence of any and all nations who root for the Dallas Cowboys. Cowboys fans have a tendency to wreak unwarrented havoc when their team finishes below .500, and promote blasphemous behavior by cheering on the signing of controversal wide receiver Terrell Owens. These rogue peoples also worship an unbudding relationship of power in Jerry Jones and Bill Parcells, to which Mr. Parcells has been weakened from a great head coach to a mere mortal. It is this kind of attitude and unrelenting self-righteousness that cannot be fostered amongst the World. It is also this type of fan that creates hostility and chaos in the World today.
It is asked that to those who willingly affirm their utmost devotion to the Dallas Cowboys be cast into a secluded region, sanctions be brought against them, and that those nations fend for themselves and not be included in any activities that would affect the balance of well-being in the World.
Strength: Mild
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