That's what I always thought. Might be a good additional thread.
What is heaven like for you?
For me, it's Skins games every other day, and I have my favorite seat right in front of the big screen at Buffalo Wild Wings. After the inevitable win, I go back to college to party with my buddies who all converted to rabid Skins fans and go home and bang my girl who somehow managed to clone herself and become my harem.
Heaven won't like me.