[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by mheisig

Bros Before Hoes Escape Clause: When in the course of preparing for or attending a preplanned "bro event," should a bro be given the opportunity to bag a chick of extraordinarily unusual hotness, bro is released from all former bro obligations, plans, events and promises. "Extraordinarily Unusual Hotness" is defined as hotness on par with Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansen or Mandi Moore. The bro in question must abide by the previously established Man Law that all Extraordinarily Hot Chicks must be established with photographic/video evidence. Bro is allowed to enact the "Bros Before Hoes" escape clause if, and only if, aforementioned Bros concur via majority vote that "Hoe" in question is in fact extraordinarily and unusually hot.

Can we all get on board with this?

Sir, when I finally get arrested for stalking Dexter Manley, I want you to represent me in a court of law.

And remember, especially someone like TMC, huge boob does not mean Extaordinarily Hot Chick. She had to be the total package (physically, I don't care about her "personality," whatever that is) she can't just be some jugs with legs and a haircut.