[saden1]

From saden's "Hit & Run" Law Book:

Law #1:
If you and your girl are done as in the bitch ain't having your babies, don't cockblock your boy. Move on and let him have his turn with her if he wishes.

Law #2:
Don't sell out for pu**y. If it's between a chick and your boy, choose your boy but lie to the chick and have her believe she was choose without hesitation.

Law #3:
Don't try to impress a chick from the get-go. It isn't worth it. It will never be worth it. Always be you.

Rule #4:
Don't send flowers to a chick to get her to go out with you. It just doesn't seem right since you don't even know here.

Law #5:
Before entering any sort of "relationship" let it be know you hate talking on the phone. It's highly encouraged that you ignore your cellphone calls in her presence.