[ArtMonkDrillz]

Yesterday I forgot to share a story on why I feel really strongly about not talking at a urinal (although I do break this from time to time at a sporting event, at least I ALWAYS keep my eyes forward).

About a month or two ago I was at a bar after a softball game and I needed to piss, so mosey on over to the smalles bathroom on the face of the Earth. This thing was so small that if someone was using one of the urinals and you needed to get by you would practically bump into him, so that was uncomfortable enough. Anywho, I'm taking a long awaited piss at the second stall, furthest from the door, so some old creepy drunk guy walks in. As soon as he whips it out and starts to go he quickly looks over at me and smiles. Meanwhile, I'm just trying to read the sports page tapped to the wall. So this guy says the strangest joke I've ever heard. I've stayed up atnight trying to figure it out, and now I think it's some DaVinci Code, CIA shit or something....
He says...
"Two guys are jogging across the Golden Gate bridge when one guy says to the other, 'I've got to take a piss,' and he starts to go over the edge. The other guy is annoyed, but realizes that he has to go too, so he starts to go over the edge too. The first guy looks at his friend and says 'Man, this water is deep,' and the second guy responds, 'Yeah, and it's cold too!'" With that the creepy dude started to laugh hysterically. I ran out of the bathroom, pants around my ankles and tears running down my face! Ok, I made that last part up, but the rest is true.

From now on, I will pretend I am alone while pissing no matter what.

MAN LAW!