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Old 06-22-2006, 02:29 PM   #39
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Re: W00t! 500th

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Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan
Recommended recipe for Massive Crap Diet:

20oz Porterhouse steak (yes, you must also eat the fat)
190oz Budweiser (even if its not to your liking)

Consume above ingredients within 2 1/2/ hours. For best results go to bed soon after. Upon waking up in the morning, hold off from taking a crap for as long as possible. Drink at least 20 additonal oz of Budweiser and then procede to poopitate.

This may not reach the considerable mass of the CofEP but I guarantee it will be impressive!
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