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gibbsisgod · 06-29-2006, 09:33 PM

this is not a good drunk tale for me but i still find it amusing so here ya go

When i was 18, i worked with a guy who was the lead singer in a band. the band sucked but i got to go with him to the bars in the tristate area and since i was with the band nobody ever carded me.

this band was playing a gig at this redneck bar in the middle of the woods in berkely springs west virginia. when i say middle of the woods i mean like deliverence.this place was only like 30 miles from where i lived but it ttok me like an hour to get there cause it was in such a unpopulated area.

after the bands first set, somebody working for the bar started a raffle. now being that this is redneck country they raffled off BACON. thats right , ten pounds of bacon. i was sitting at a table with some coworkers drinkin pretty heavy so i bought a ticket. as soon as they sold all of the tickets they drew a # and sure enough, i was the winner. i stood up and announced, " hey, thats my number". as soon as i did a woman came up to me and said, "I'll take care of that for ya honey!" so i kept drinkin.

at the end of the second set the band took another break and they started another raffle. and just what were they raffling off this time? you guessed it, 10 more pounds of bacon. they guy asked me if i wanted a ticket and i said, that i hadn't even gotten my first box of bacon. he looked at me like i was crazy and said, "You didn't win, that lady over there won" and he pointed to where that lady had been sitting but she was already gone.

that bitch played me like a fiddle. i assumed she worked for the bar when in fact she just stole my bacon. true story folks.

06-29-2006, 09:33 PM	#29
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 47 Posts: 3,503	Re: Drunk Tales this is not a good drunk tale for me but i still find it amusing so here ya go When i was 18, i worked with a guy who was the lead singer in a band. the band sucked but i got to go with him to the bars in the tristate area and since i was with the band nobody ever carded me. this band was playing a gig at this redneck bar in the middle of the woods in berkely springs west virginia. when i say middle of the woods i mean like deliverence.this place was only like 30 miles from where i lived but it ttok me like an hour to get there cause it was in such a unpopulated area. after the bands first set, somebody working for the bar started a raffle. now being that this is redneck country they raffled off BACON. thats right , ten pounds of bacon. i was sitting at a table with some coworkers drinkin pretty heavy so i bought a ticket. as soon as they sold all of the tickets they drew a # and sure enough, i was the winner. i stood up and announced, " hey, thats my number". as soon as i did a woman came up to me and said, "I'll take care of that for ya honey!" so i kept drinkin. at the end of the second set the band took another break and they started another raffle. and just what were they raffling off this time? you guessed it, 10 more pounds of bacon. they guy asked me if i wanted a ticket and i said, that i hadn't even gotten my first box of bacon. he looked at me like i was crazy and said, "You didn't win, that lady over there won" and he pointed to where that lady had been sitting but she was already gone. that bitch played me like a fiddle. i assumed she worked for the bar when in fact she just stole my bacon. true story folks.