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Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan
I got drunk at another party in Blacksburg and had a friend drive me back to Roanoke. At a rest stop (Ironto) I told my friend to pull over cause I had to puke. He, being the funny guy, pulls into a well lit spot about a hundred yards walk to the nearest building, bush, tree or anything that I could use as "cover" for my hurling activities. I finally make it behind the restroom building and puke. We get back into the car and continue on. Around mile marker 148 there is a truck weigh scale station. I gotta puke again and tell my friend to pull over. He's says "Man, we're only a couple of miles from your house". I said "it's your car, dude". He immediately pulls over on the side of I-81 right in front of the weigh station (run by the Virginia state law enforcement). I get out and hurl. It's about 4am, I'm tired, drunk and just need to go to sleep. So I did. Right there on the cool, dewey grass by the weigh station until I'm woken up by a super bright light fixed on my face. Yup, a state trooper witnessed the whole thing, walked across the scales and gave me all kinds of shit. I think he thought I was alone and driving at first. I can't remember what I said (or did) but he let me off and told my friend to get me home.
Anticlimatic, I know but I'm saving some crazy ones for later in this thread.
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ok so this may not count bc i wasnt that drunk, but crazy story anyways....back in 11th grade, i got F-ed over and had to be DD, bc my buds have had my back for a while and had DDed for me a bunch of times...we pregamed, and decided to do cool high school thing...TP...so we are out in Clifton, by old town, dont know if anyone is familiar with the area, but the houses are huge, like 1.5 mil+, so a couple of our friends live their we go TP, do our thing, im driving bc im pretty much sober....then it gets boring so we go to street signs, we get the tradition "SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING", and then we decide to be cool and steal the Compton Road sign...FYI people taking down road signs are hard as hell, so we finally get it down, and take off the street sign part, and put it in my car...as we are driving back we see this car pulled over on the side, and 5 hot ass girls trying to fix their car, so we had to pull over and help those poor chicks...at this place the road is wooded, single lane, and winding....the girls are trying to make their seat fall down so they can sleep in the car bc they got kicked out of a party bc of some guys parents, and they had a beer bong in the back...things are going good, we are making our connections....and then the blue and red start flashing....mind you at this point in time, we have a slow children sign, compton road sign, TP, and some of the guys have flasks on them, plus those girls had a beer bong....as soon as my friend sees the cops from a far, he throws his flask into the woods......he goes to the cops and tells him that we are helping these girls blah blah, and the cops are still really suspicious, so they ask the girls, are we harming them, and all that, but luckily they get our back, and say we are helping them...during this time, me and my bud are standing by the car, somewhat hiding the view of the car's interior where all this stuff was...eventually the cops let us go, and tell us we shouldnt be out this late....we would have been screwed seening everyone was underage, i had over the max passangers in the car(i was 17), it was past the official curfew for my age, and it was my car with all that stuff in it.....after he left we spent 15 anxious mins, and find our buds flask and leave