[ArtMonkDrillz]

I was in Bermuda a few years back and my cousin and I got completely shit faced at a bar and decided to walk back to the place we were staying. On the way back we decide to stop in this random garden in the middle of town to take a piss, no big deal.

The next day we're riding our crappy little mopeds around town and we pass the garden. I instantly slam on my breaks, my cousin sees this so he stops also to ask me what's up. I point to the garden and say that's where we pissed last night, and then I point the the sign in front of it. We, being good Catholic boys, both start to feel really guilty when we realize that the garden actually belonged to the church across the street; it was their grotto for the statues of Mary where people would go to pray outside. I think I might have pissed all over the Madonna's face! I'm going to HELL.

but that wasn't the only good Bermuda story...