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Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan
Drinking Tip: Befriend a person that knows how to administer IV's. Get a liter or two in you (it's just saline solution) and you feel like a new man. Smelling salts (ammonia) work pretty well if your trying to stay awake.
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a buddy of mine just retired from the Navy (he was a nurse) said he used to do that all the time. get completely obliterated, go into the hospital 2 hours before his shift, hook up the IV and sleep til shift time. got up and was good to go.
my wife and I along with our friend took my sister out for her 21st. We're supposed to go to Power Plant Live in B'more, but because of the snow, we settle on Sonoma's in Columbia. The 4 of us proceed to get totally wasted, with my sister going from all smiles at the start to head in hands pain at the end. We all get in the car and we're no more than 1/2 a mile away, when my wife tells me she has to pee. So I pull into this cul de sac with all these townhouses, and my wife gets out and leans against the bumper to go. Well, me thinking I'm being a smartass, about 20 seconds in, I start honking the horn...at 2:30am and don't stop until she's in the car. My wife goes into overdrive, finishes up and gets back in the car, smacking me. I'm balled over in laughter, because at that time it was the funniest thing ever.
I'm on the off ramp from 32 to get on 108, and my sister tells me she has to puke. I tell her, can you wait a few seconds, so I can pull into a dark parking lot. Nope...no more than I get the car over on the shoulder did the door fly open and my sister is hanging out of the car puking. Puke on my wife's scarf, puke on the doorjam, and puke all over the side of the road, and all I can think of is I hope some State Trooper doesn't pull up behind me. I get my buddy home, and both my wife and sister pass out. About 15 minutes from home, I have to pee, so I pull into a elementary school parking lot and proceed to water a tree. Get my sister home, and then I finally get home.
Next day, wife and I wake up and we're fine. My sister comes over for the NFC and AFC Championship games...she proceeds to tell me she woke up at noon, still drunk. Went to eat a bowl of soup for lunch, and every other bite, she had to stop, and lay down on the bench at the kitchen table so the room would stop spinning. Then when she was here to watch the games, she laid on the floor the entire time.
I'm guessing that's a decent way to spend your 21st...