[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

If the WP had offered me $10 an hour I would have covered camp in it's entirety. You could have all had such insight as:

"Yo, this is Scott kickin' it at Skins' camp. First, this dude Brunell is gettin' all old and whatnot, but I think he's gonna be the shit, for real. The guys were doing this drill thing, and the defense was all like 'yo, we're gonna sack your ass' but Brunell was all like 'you better be backing up and whatever because here comes the long ball shit.' And everyone was like 'whoa, this team is for real and whatnot.' Plus those other guys, the one's with different shirts on, they were doing some mad crazy stuff too. They didn't have a ball or whatever, but they were still running around and stuff. Then they ran into these big pads and it looked all cool and junk. Damn it's hot out here, I wonder where the toilet is."

Plus typos; there'd be so many typos you'd barely be able to get through a sentence. It'd be pretty sweet.

Or you just wouldn't go, spend all the money on booze, and put up your "account" in Mad Lib form.