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Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
Dorm Life
Sarah had just closed her [noun] after [gerund] because she had a(n) [adjective] [noun] in the morning. Suddenly she was woken up by a loud [onomatopoeia] from across the hall.
"What the [exclamation] was that?" she yelled as she ran for the door.
From the hallway she could see into her neighbor's [noun], which was filled with [plural noun] [gerund] [liquid]. There was broken glass all over the floor because someone had [verb] a [noun] and it shattered into [number] pieces. Everyone was just [gerund] and carrying on.
Sarah said to the [adjective] group, "would you all [verb] up?!? I have a [adjective] [noun] in the morning and I really need to [verb]. If you all don't [verb] right now I'll [verb] the [noun] and he'll [verb] you all up for [gerund]!"
With that, everyone just [verb ending in "ed"] at Sarah and went back to [gerund]. One [adjective] guy came up to Sarah and [verb] her [body part] and said, "Hey, [verb] up and [verb] a [noun]. We're just having a(n) [adjective] time, you should [verb] us."
Since she didn't want to be a [noun] all her life, Sarah decided to [verb] the [noun]. In the morning she was too [adjective] to take her [noun] and she ended up [gerund] out of [noun]. Now she works as a [profession] [gerund] for [plural nouns].
Remember kids, [verb] in [noun] so you can get a [adjective] [noun].
There, now stop yelling 724.
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"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude
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