[BDBohnzie]

my feeble attempt

Sarah had just closed her [piehole] after [screaming] because she had a [rather large] [dildo shoved in her anus] in the morning. Suddenly she was woken up by a loud [WHAMMO!] from across the hall.

"What the [Sweet Lincoln's mullet] was that?" she yelled as she ran for the door.

From the hallway she could see into her neighbor's [iron lung], which was filled with [ass shaking prostitutes] [spewing] [diet cherry cola]. There was broken glass all over the floor because someone had [flopped] a [nut straight] and it shattered into [742] pieces. Everyone was just [getting totally wasted] and carrying on.

Sarah said to the [perverse] group, "would you all [butter] up?!? I have a [corn cob] [fetish] in the morning and I really need to [practice]. If you all don't [lather up] right now I'll [finger bang] the [town sheep] and he'll [bahhhh] you all up for [spelunking]!"

With that, everyone just [winked] at Sarah and went back to [their orgy]. One [well hung] guy came up to Sarah and [licked] her [titty ball] and said, "Hey, [man] up and [suck] a [dick]. We're just having a [good to go] time, you should [join] us."

Since she didn't want to be a [preggo] all her life, Sarah decided to [eat] the [vertical smile]. In the morning she was too [wasted] to take her [tampon out] and she ended up [flying] out of [Lincoln, NE]. Now she works as a [truancy officer] [diving in dumpsters] for [half eaten cheeseburgers].

Remember kids, [dip] in [the golden crotch] so you can get a [gooey] [mess].