[ArtMonkDrillz]

Since I don't like being yelled at by 724 (and by yelled at I mean I think he was punching the keys really fast) here is another one.


A Trip To the Amusement Park

Bill "The [animal]" Parcells decided to take a break from [event] for a day so he could take his grankids and some [adjective] youths to the local amusement park "[number] [plural noun] Over Texas."

Bill was [adjective ending in ed] at how expensive each ticket was, but was was able to use his [noun] on the park supervisor to get a discount. All he had to do was [verb] some [plural noun] and [verb] some [plural noun] with some of the park staff.

Once inside the kids ran to the first [noun] that they saw. Unfortunately the [noun] was really [adjective] and Bill had to [verb] for over an hour. Finally they all got on the [noun], and that was something the Bill would regret for the rest of the day. First the [noun] that Bill was strapped into started [gerund] around in a circle, then it [verb ending in ed] upside down [number] of times in a row. Then, without warning it [verb ending in ed] to a stop and Bill hurt his [part of the body] on one of the straps.

Next, the kids dragged Bill over to the Bumper [plural noun]. This was more his style becaue he could [verb] and relax, at least until the kids teamed up on him! For the next [number] minutes Bill was [verb] by all the children. This was far from relaxing.

After a few more [plural noun] Bill and the kids decided to grab some [noun]. They ate [food] and drank [liquid]. This ended up costing Bill most of his [noun]. After the [noun] the kids wanted to [verb] some [plural noun]. For only $[number] the kids could try to [verb] a [noun] into a [noun] for the chance to winng a [adjective] [noun]. Half the kids won [adjective] [plural noun], so Bill's [parts of the body] were filled for the rest of the day.

"Okay, one more [noun] and then it's time to go. Grandpa '[animal]' is getting [adjective]." After a ton of [gerund] the kids finally decided to go on the [adjective] [noun]. This was the biggest [noun] in Texas, and Bill was [adjective]. The ride started out [adjective] as the [noun] climbed up a [adjective] [noun]. Once at the top Bill could [verb] the entire park. On the way down Bill could only think "[exclaimation]!" He had never gone this [adjective] in his life and it was making him sick. By the time it was over everyone was [gerund] at poor Bill because he had [verb] all over himself.

That was the [adjective] trip to the [noun] that Bill had ever taken. He knew there was no way he was ever [gerund] the kids back to [number] [plural nouns] Over Texas ever again.

I got carried away with the length. (gigity gigity)