I really feel sorry for the suckers that by these for there kids boyfriends etc.. There hearts are in the right place but man.
You would have to be a pretty great actor in order look happy when you open that present? I know most of us really wouldn't want to hurt are loved ones feelings. But wouldn't you feel like a A-Hole that just got ripped off sporting a jersey that looked as bad as that? I would rather wear a replica Dieon Sanders or Heath Shuler Redskins jersey,that had been washed 1000 times so the #'s where all worn off.
Like ArtMonk Drillz Mom you would just have to act like you love it sooo much you wouldn't want to take it out side and risk ruining it. In fact
I think I would make a rule that the jersey couldn't leave the bed room. And I would only be allowed to sleep in it.