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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection
Sure. I'll teach you how to get your fiancee pissed off at you without even doing anything! Already, I'm teaching the advanced course for that this morning. So far, I haven't spoken to her all day. If I didn't already have a PHD, I'd give myself an A+.  |
LMFAO. Thanks Malcom. I just chuckle-snorted a mouthful of diet coke out of my nose onto a new tie because of you. I have a meeting at 3pm and my boss is going to think I am just a slob.
BTW, I didn't make it past the third quarter of the first preseason game without finding a way to piss my wife off and all I did was sit on the couch and watch the game! I guess it had something to do with the fact that I told her I was erasing three episodes of Bridezilla's cause there wasn't enough memory left on the DVR to record the whole game.