[SmootSmack]

I briefly dated this girl like 5 years ago for a couple of months, and one day she's like "my ex-boyfriend is in town this weekend and he wants to hang out." And I'm the very very jealous type so I wasn't cool with it. But I wanted to show that I was trusting so I was like ok, well why don't a bunch of us go out and play some pool or something.

And she's like "Ok, but it might be a problem if we go to a public place with Brian" Um ok, whatever....so anyway long story short Saturday night comes and I meet this Brian guy. And he's one of the freakin' Backstreet Boys! That was like a disturbing celebrity meet. To think I was getting the sloppy seconds of a Backstreet Boy.