[MightyJoeGibbs]

Originally Posted by TAFKAS

I never met Mike Tyson but I saw him at a Pizzeria Uno's once. I'm sitting there having lunch with a buddy of mine and he's yammering away as always. And at one point he says "I must be talking your ear off...haha I'm like Mike Tyson!" At the moment I look at the table diagonally across from us and slightly behind my friend and there's Mike Tyson! What are the odds?

So my friend goes off on this tangent about Tyson and the ear incident and the rape charges and so on. And I keep trying to get his attention to shut up. Finally he did. I don't know what, if anything, Tyson heard but I was sure to start praising him "It was Holyfield's fault for headbutting him. Tyson's misunderstood. People are just after him cause he's got money" and so on. He had his head down the whole time. It was late spring and he was wearing a thick winter coat inside with a skull cap and a scarf.

I'd put on my earmuffs and run like a track star.
Anybody see the parody in Scary Movie 4 with Tyson in it? (Horrible movie save your money)