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BigRed · 09-22-2006, 10:41 AM

Wow... Another mod I forgot! (We really do need a page with a list of mods...) One more and maybe I can make the Warpath.net Aristocrats 2.0 with 4 new characters...

Or I can just roast the forgotten individually:

Summo is so fat that when he auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark, he got the part of the big Rolling Ball. When he bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time. When he wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

Man, and he's also dumb. He's so stupid he took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. It took him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. He's so dumb he got stabbed in a shoot out.

But seriously, he's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in his shower. After he was born, his mother said "What a treasure!" and his father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

09-22-2006, 10:41 AM	#51
BigRed Camp Scrub Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Leesburg, VA Age: 51 Posts: 67	Re: Dogtag presents "The Official Moderator Roast Thread" Wow... Another mod I forgot! (We really do need a page with a list of mods...) One more and maybe I can make the Warpath.net Aristocrats 2.0 with 4 new characters... Or I can just roast the forgotten individually: Summo is so fat that when he auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark, he got the part of the big Rolling Ball. When he bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time. When he wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!" Man, and he's also dumb. He's so stupid he took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. It took him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. He's so dumb he got stabbed in a shoot out. But seriously, he's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in his shower. After he was born, his mother said "What a treasure!" and his father said "Yes, let's go bury it."