I was going to attempt to roast Matty, but I just can't think of anything. I mean, how can you possibly roast someone who always has wonderful thoughts to add, AND is right all the time!?!
Like this one time a couple years ago, someone had written out a four paragraph post about why Ramsey should be the starter. Matty responded with "Ramsey sucks! Nuff said.", and half a dozen members(myself included) responded with stuff like "HAhAHa!, jOo R sO riTe mAtTY!" and "Ooooo... burn" and "I agree with Matty". I mean, how are you supposed to roast someone with that kind of insight? In fact, I'm getting T-Shirts made for like minded members like myself, that say "Matty Ball Washer's Club". Let me know if you're interested.
Kind words, hmmm... Matty, I like your website.