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I can't remember which was my first R rated movie. But I do remember being around 13 years old, in Puerto Rico, and going to the movies with my older brother and cousin and their friends. And them getting me into the theater by pretending that I was the precocious lead singer of some up and coming family singing group, and we were about to kick off a world tour the next day, and if they let me in we'd be sure to promote their theater in tv interviews, so on and so forth. This one guy did all the talking, just talking out of his ass basically.

The funny thing is some pre-teen and teen girls heard us making up this ridiculous story and actually believed us so they kept coming up to us during the movie wanting to talk to us and get autographs. Then afterward, they wanted us to pose for pictures with them.

And that's my memory of the first R rated movie I ever saw, whatever it was called.