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JoeRedskin · 10-27-2006, 04:27 PM

Okay, Here's one for the married (or soon to be) guys:

A guy is out drinking with his buddies and realizes it is waayyyy later than he realized and knows that his wife is gonna give him shit six ways to sunday for getting home so late. One of his buddies says to him "Don't worry, I have the perfect solution - it always works for me. Just go home, crawl under the covers give her oral sex til she orgasms and all will be well." So the guy does just that, comes in the door quietly, strips down, sneaks into the darkened bedroom, straight under the covers and does the dirty deed until she moans deeply and rolls over. Thinking all is well he quietly heads to the bathroom and, as he does so, sees his wife coming out. She whispers to him "Shhhhh, keep quiet - my mom came over to stay the night and she's sleeping in our bed.

10-27-2006, 04:27 PM	#30
JoeRedskin Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 63 Posts: 10,401	Re: Joke Thread - Post 'em if you've got 'em Okay, Here's one for the married (or soon to be) guys: A guy is out drinking with his buddies and realizes it is waayyyy later than he realized and knows that his wife is gonna give him shit six ways to sunday for getting home so late. One of his buddies says to him "Don't worry, I have the perfect solution - it always works for me. Just go home, crawl under the covers give her oral sex til she orgasms and all will be well." So the guy does just that, comes in the door quietly, strips down, sneaks into the darkened bedroom, straight under the covers and does the dirty deed until she moans deeply and rolls over. Thinking all is well he quietly heads to the bathroom and, as he does so, sees his wife coming out. She whispers to him "Shhhhh, keep quiet - my mom came over to stay the night and she's sleeping in our bed. __________________ Strap it up, hold onto the ball, and let’s go.