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RedskinRat · 10-31-2006, 04:00 PM

A duck walks into a bar and says " Got any bread?"

And the barman says "No"

And the duck says "Got any bread?"

And the barman, "No!".

Duck "Got any bread?"

Barman "I said, N-O NO!"

Duck "Got any bread?"

Barman "For cryin' out loud - N-O spells NO and I mean NO!!"

Duck "Got any bread?"

Barman, now incandescent with rage "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!"

Duck, oblivious to the obvious signs of danger "Got any bread?"

Barman, losing his last vestige of sanity "Look, if you ask me one more fucking time if I've got any bread, I'm going to nail your fucking beak to the fucking bar, you stupid, feathered cunt!! WE HAVE NO FUCKING BREAD!!!"

Duck "Got any nails?"

Barman "No!"

Duck "Got any bread?"

10-31-2006, 04:00 PM	#39
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Re: Joke Thread - Post 'em if you've got 'em A duck walks into a bar and says " Got any bread?" And the barman says "No" And the duck says "Got any bread?" And the barman, "No!". Duck "Got any bread?" Barman "I said, N-O NO!" Duck "Got any bread?" Barman "For cryin' out loud - N-O spells NO and I mean NO!!" Duck "Got any bread?" Barman, now incandescent with rage "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!" Duck, oblivious to the obvious signs of danger "Got any bread?" Barman, losing his last vestige of sanity "Look, if you ask me one more fucking time if I've got any bread, I'm going to nail your fucking beak to the fucking bar, you stupid, feathered cunt!! WE HAVE NO FUCKING BREAD!!!" Duck "Got any nails?" Barman "No!" Duck "Got any bread?"