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JoeRedskin · 10-31-2006, 04:13 PM

Three nuns are going into heaven and St. Peter stops them at the gate.

"Sorry ladies, I know your nuns but everyone has to answer one question before they can get into heaven. Given your life's work, I will be sure to make the questions simple."

The nuns, taken aback at having to pass a quiz to get into heaven, nonetheless agree to do so - "let God's will be done, ask away".

So St. Peter turns to the first nun and asks "Who was the first man?"
The nun replies quickly - "Ohh that's an EASY one, ADAM!"
As soon as the nun says the name "Adam", the pearly gates fly open, angels sing, trumpets blare and cherubim guide the nun into heaven.

St. Peter turns to the second nun and asks "Who was the first woman?"
The second nun also replies quickly - "Ohh that's an EASY one, EVE!"
Again, as soon as the nun answers, the pearly gates fly open, angels sing, trumpets blare and cherubim guide the nun into heaven.

Encouraged the third nun awaits her question. St. Peter turns to her and asks "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"
Somewhat perplexed, the third nun replies - "Gee, that's a hard one..."
Immediately, the pearly gates fly open, angels sing, trumpets blare and cherubim guide the nun into heaven.

10-31-2006, 04:13 PM	#27
JoeRedskin Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 63 Posts: 10,401	Re: Joke Thread - Post 'em if you've got 'em Three nuns are going into heaven and St. Peter stops them at the gate. "Sorry ladies, I know your nuns but everyone has to answer one question before they can get into heaven. Given your life's work, I will be sure to make the questions simple." The nuns, taken aback at having to pass a quiz to get into heaven, nonetheless agree to do so - "let God's will be done, ask away". So St. Peter turns to the first nun and asks "Who was the first man?" The nun replies quickly - "Ohh that's an EASY one, ADAM!" As soon as the nun says the name "Adam", the pearly gates fly open, angels sing, trumpets blare and cherubim guide the nun into heaven. St. Peter turns to the second nun and asks "Who was the first woman?" The second nun also replies quickly - "Ohh that's an EASY one, EVE!" Again, as soon as the nun answers, the pearly gates fly open, angels sing, trumpets blare and cherubim guide the nun into heaven. Encouraged the third nun awaits her question. St. Peter turns to her and asks "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" Somewhat perplexed, the third nun replies - "Gee, that's a hard one..." Immediately, the pearly gates fly open, angels sing, trumpets blare and cherubim guide the nun into heaven. __________________ Strap it up, hold onto the ball, and let’s go.