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VTSkins897 · 11-02-2006, 04:43 PM

my sister told me this one so i'm not sure if it's exactly right...

there are these two guys whose favorite sport is baseball. they love it so much and manage to play as much as possible throughout their lives.

one day the one friend tells the other, "when we die, i hope that we can play baseball in heaven."

the second agrees and says, "yes. whichever of us dies first has to find a way to tell the other whether or not we can play in heaven after we die."

they agree and ,eventually, one of the friends ends up dying. a few days later he comes back to earth to tell his friend what he found out.

"so can we play in heaven," asked the still-living friend?

"well there's good news and there's bad news. the good news is that we can play baseball in heaven."

"what's the bad news?"

"you're pitching on friday."

11-02-2006, 04:43 PM	#48
VTSkins897 Impact Rookie Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Richmond, VA Age: 43 Posts: 890	Re: Joke Thread - Post 'em if you've got 'em my sister told me this one so i'm not sure if it's exactly right... there are these two guys whose favorite sport is baseball. they love it so much and manage to play as much as possible throughout their lives. one day the one friend tells the other, "when we die, i hope that we can play baseball in heaven." the second agrees and says, "yes. whichever of us dies first has to find a way to tell the other whether or not we can play in heaven after we die." they agree and ,eventually, one of the friends ends up dying. a few days later he comes back to earth to tell his friend what he found out. "so can we play in heaven," asked the still-living friend? "well there's good news and there's bad news. the good news is that we can play baseball in heaven." "what's the bad news?" "you're pitching on friday."