[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by djnemo65

I have two recurring dreams. The first involves football. Somehow I end up getting put into a big game, either for the Skins or Penn State, at QB no less. The problem is, I can't throw the ball. I can't even grip it. I try to throw it and it goes like 3 yards. After the first throw people are like okay, it slipped but it keeps happening, and the fans start booing. Finally someone is open deep and I heave it as hard as I can and it just flutters out of bounds (please resist the urge to insert a Mark Brunell joke here). I seriously have this dream all the time.

Doesn't sound like you're Mark Brunell, sounds like you're:














HA!


*this was in no way a political statement, I was trying to think of the QB I saw this year who dropped the ball while trying to pass and I remembered this guy's football skills.