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Old 01-22-2007, 10:37 PM   #17
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Re: Let's do it: SB Predictions!

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Why do professional atheletes shamelessly deliver praise to Jesus every time they win a significant confrontation. I mean, do you really think the Lord gives a shit about first downs and red flag challenges? Is the Lord up there in the Big Ol' Sky starin' at his Big ass1080i Hi Def Flat Screen Plasma LCD HD TV that he doesn't even know what it means but he wants it. What if there isn't a Lord after all. What if the Lord that Jim Irsay is referring to is Lord Helmet from Spaceballs. Well I would comb the desert and while we're talking about sand, do you remember that shit about "Footsteps"...well I guess Jesus, needs to update that shit to read...""My son, my precious child, I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I helped the Colts defeat the Patriots, you selfish bastard. . My Son."

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