I won't waste time saying how funny and witty your title was TAFKAS :cheeky-sm ...I'll just go straight into my story.
After I read the news about Snoop and Dre this morning I walked into an elevator and who's the first person I see? A dude at my work who is a notorious and annoying iggles fan. Don't know him well but I've seen his office and it is covered with Iggles crap.
So here is our exchange in the elevator...
ME: Hey man, how are you?
Iggles Fan: not good man, I'm really hung over and I got my car towed late last night.
ME: damn, that sucks, oh by the way did you hear the news about Andy Reid's kids?
Iggles Fan: oh no. . .what? what?
ME: man, one of them got busted with guns and drugs and the other got into an accident hours later and confessed he was hopped up on herion
(elevator stops and doors immediately open after my breaking news)
I walk out and turn around to look at him as the doors slowly close and if you didn't know it looked like someone kicked him square in the balls!!...elevator door closes and I laugh my ass off!
:FIREdevil