[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Yup. He says it looks like the cover to a rap album. I haven't had the heart to tell him it should read "Scott: Preface to a Barnyard Romp".

Like, the only way to describe his scream the next morning was like this: If you remember Jim Carrey's scream in Dumb and Dumber when Seabass comes into the bathroom for some "lovin'" and he has that short, quick scream. That's EXACTLY how it sounded.

The girl didn't leave for like hours either. She probably was waiting for the free breakfast.

I have to admit that during my freshman year of college I awoke to a similar horror. I purposely rolled out of my own bed, and even though I hit the ground pretty hard I just remained still. The questionable beast who occupied my bed mooed something along the lines of, "why are you on the floor?" I think I said my back hurt (yuck) and remained there for about an hour until she finally left.
Ever since that day I constantly throw punches and kicks in my sleep, hoping to ward off any wildebeests who may have taken advantage of my drunkenness.