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Originally Posted by SmootSmack
People who stop at the top or bottom of an escalator and just look around
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That's a great one. See, sometimes I get in moods where I feel like being a jerk, and I was in the mall one time and this couple (about my age) did that. The escalator fed me off right behind them and I purposely bumped into them both. Kinda hard, too. I said in a very apologetic tone "oh I'm so sorry, I tried to take a right about halfway up the escalator so I could go around you, but I guess it only lets you off right here."
They just stared at me.