[Sheriff Gonna Getcha]

Women always have their minds made up, it's the exact opposite of whatever their boyfriends advise. My girlfriend always comes to me to ask me questions like "what pants should I wear," or "should I have the chicken or the pork?" She's totally undecided and the second I recommend something, she decides upon the exact opposite. So, I guess that's another pet peeve of mine.....don't ask me a question, especially a dumb one, if you aren't going to actually take my advice.