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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz
The last time I saw my old college roommate and his girlfriend I was really drunk. AS soon as I saw her and noticed that her collar was popped (as it usually is) I started mocking her relentlessly, because I was REALLY drunk. For about 15 minutes I tore her a new one: I popped my own collar and acted like a d-bag; I told her I couldn't hear her around the enormous collar; and I may have even tried to push it down, because I was really drunk.
I think she may have dumped my friend because he just sat there and laughed at me, and I was REALLY drunk, and didn't try to get me to shut up.
God I hate popped collars.
PS- right now I'm REALLY drunk  |
You're pretty when I'm drunk (and I'm pretty (*&&(ing drunk)