This is an easy-way-out gift.
I know my wife gets baskets and baskets full of this stuff every Christmas from relatives, so the stuff does pile up.
Use your brains, men...unless your lady (or mom) doesn't have any of this stuff or desperately needs to smell better.
Better gift:
eBay: WASHINGTON REDSKINS Panties Thong Panty Football SALE (item 200095531717 end time Apr-30-07 17:27:41 PDT)