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Here are some funny quotes that fit this thread.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-- Woody Allen

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
-- Jack Benny


It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
-- Jimi Hendrix

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his deathbed. I wrote him a cheque for it, post dated of course.
-- Chic Murray