[RobH4413]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

I feel like I've been posting this link a lot the last few weeks but here goes (in fact it's recently been updated I believe, he got 4 games right?)

NFL Could Give Chiefs' Jared Allen Eight-Game Ban - Sports Blog - The FanHouse

How hard is it to call a cab when you make tons of money. I don't understand anyone, let alone rich people driving drunk.

I should start a service. I'd go out, party with NFL players, stay totally sober, and drive them home. I'll call it

"Don't be douche, bring a douche!"

I'll show up with a popped collar and a pastel colored polo with cargo shorts and sandals (my actual attire right now minus popped collar).

I'll laugh at every meat head joke, maybe say lines like "That's what she said!" and answer my phone "Talk to me".