[ArtMonkDrillz]

Congrats and welcome back, but I think I have a bone to pick with you over one of those pictures!

You totally blew it (no pun intended) with that Big Black Dick picture! First of all, you're standing there smiling like Canadian tourist instead of looking like a stone-faced killer like all men are supposed to when taking a picture in front of a statue (think back to your buddy ruining the Jack Daniels pic).
Second, how can you just stand next to a sign like that with your arms at your side? You should have been making some kind of obscene gesture to accentuate the comedy of the moment. For example (and this is a bit different, but still works) I feel the need to take pictures with cannons any time I see them because that's my last name and that's how I roll. But I don't just stand next to it grinning like a r-tard on a street corner; I purposely stand directly behind it to allude to the fact that I am, in fact, packing a cannon "down there."

Please adhere to these points when posing for future pictures. Thank you.